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hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

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escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(Source: amywinecabin, via legalmexican)

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peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

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phobias:

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

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canadianslut:

when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritosimage

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Missed the Eclipse?

rocketsandorscience:

Don’t worry! Here’s a list of all the total lunar eclipses coming in the next 20 years!

  • Oct. 8, 2014
  • Apr. 4, 2015
  • Sep. 25, 2015
  • Jan. 31, 2018
  • Jul. 27, 2018
  • Jan. 21, 2019
  • May 26, 2021
  • May 16, 2022
  • Nov. 8, 2022
  • Mar. 14, 2025
  • Sep. 7, 2025
  • Mar. 3, 2026
  • Dec. 31, 2028
  • Jun. 26, 2029
  • Dec. 20, 2029
  • Apr. 25, 2032
  • Oct. 18, 2032
  • Apr. 14, 2033
  • Oct. 8, 2033
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awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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ziallasylum:

let’s focus on dumb and even dumber

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fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

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