once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
- Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
- Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
- Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
- Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
- Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
- Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
- Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
- Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
- Track 8: Senate Massacre
- Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
- Track 10: Harvard Hitman
- Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
- Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
this track list was too good I had to reblog again
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
"I-If a fat man puts you in a bag, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for my birthday."
"Oh shit! I’m sorry. I meant Christmas not birthday I’m so stupid!"
"Will you still go on a date with me though?"
i will skin your whole fucking body and wear it if you make something like this again
can someone bring capes back into fashion
when the fuck did they even go out of fashion
Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion
The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it
imagine your favorite character playing flappybird
dID THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM JUST ADD A GIF TO MY POST I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED TO PEOPLE WITH QUALITY POSTS IM GOING TO RIP MY BED SHEET AND SHOVE IT UP DEANS FUCKING ASS
this post became a mess quickly